If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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