R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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