He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Who died my cat blue again?
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