I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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