So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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