a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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