i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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