Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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