Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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