On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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