They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
ttyl tear gas
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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