And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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