I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She announced her abortion via fbk
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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