She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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