so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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