I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
