somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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