The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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