i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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