I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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