Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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