i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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