scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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