We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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