ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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