Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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