Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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