Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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