your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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