I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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