She's JV to your varsity
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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