Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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