Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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