The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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