Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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