dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
