Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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