3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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