I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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