Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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