just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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