I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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