In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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