I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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