I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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