I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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