another moral hangover. fuck.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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