Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My life is pants optional.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
