we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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