No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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