and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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