i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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